THE FAT FLOOF Fan Dance is performed in a prone position, because actual dancing would require actual energy expenditure, and that seems like a lot of trouble. It is performed with a big, fluffy tail, because getting an actual fan would involve climbing a wall.
The Fat Floof Fan Dance begins with summoning a suitable audience.
Acceptable audience gathered, getting centered for performance, waiting for appropriate musical accompaniment.
I’m too sexy for my tail, too sexy for my tail, so sexy, it huuuurrrts *purr purr*
Behold the beauty of my Fat Fluffy Tail!
BEHOLD, PUNY UNDERLINGS! *Especially you, Atticus, oh he who possesses an embarrassment of a skinny tail that looks like a corral snake bit his skinny butt
Hater’s gonna hate. Heckler’s gonna heckle. Hecklers get a punch fight…